Darth Humorous

Is he a clown, Dark Lord of the Sith; insane, crazy or just plain sexy? How about 3 out of 5. No? 4 out of 5? C'mon! Cut me some slack! I'm sexy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Darth Humorous and chances are you're already dead. You just don't know it yet. Lightsabers, blasters, lightning and bombs are all well and good, but I'd much rather look you in the eyes as I plunge my knife into your heart. I take murder and mayhem seriously and I'm what you'd call a "hands on" type of guy. I may look weak and helpless and wear silly make-up, but that is just part of the game. Deep inside, I'm a kind, caring individual who loves puppies and long walks on the beach..... [giggles] Awe, who am I kidding? I'm mean, nasty and full of suprises. Come closer and I'll be more than happy to put a smile on your face. "Why so serious?" Because comedy is no laughing matter!